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He's a Mustache Machine!
By Jerry Landry · 13 years ago
He shaves it off. It reappears above his lips two days later. Some call this a blessing. He regards it as a curse. This upper lip follicle factory has been in constant "eager beaver" production ...
The North American Meathead
By Jerry Landry · 13 years ago
Treat this introductory passage as if you’re viewing the back of a sports card: North American Meathead IQ: 94 Body Fat %: 3.2 Average Pick-up Line: "Are you listening to Coldplay too? Haha, just kidding, ...