Having taught home tuition for quite a while to a very artistic and variable student, I've gathered many of the more aggravating actions that expertly reach the goal of annoying your tutor. The following are activities which have been carried out by a fully-trained brat under rigorously controlled surroundings, namely, his parents don't seem to be in the nation, so do not try them.

1. Whenever your tutor shows up in your house the very first time, never acknowledge immediately that you'll be the person she's supposed to teach. Always get away from some space for secret and hang around the room like you are a piece of the furniture until plenty of time has passed for her to question where specifically is the student, then prior to she gets up to leave the house permanently, walk over and introduce yourself, however without disclosing vital information much like your name and whether or not you can speak in English.

2. After confirming the reality that she is, actually, here to educate you nothing but simply the English Language, proceed to speak to her in Chinese and Cantonese and whatever language you can verbally use with ease, but never, not once, speak a word of English. If she demands you speak in English to her, muster up the most difficult Oxford English verb you know, and desire to impress her so much she's afraid of your language ability. By that I mean you might want to say "Yes" when you agree and "No" when you don't. And when confronted with other variations of the English sentence structure, always make use of "Dunno".

3. When the lesson officially starts, proceed to yawn every two seconds so that she actually is alert to your input and feedback regarding the way she performs the class. If possible, yawn every second and look as tired as possible, because the last thing you want to do is to motivate her to carry on any kind of formal lesson. When she steadfastly looks away from your yawning, whip out your reliable phone and send about five hundred messages to any random stranger, just so you look like you're really busy and could be spending the 90mins somewhere else on more useful activities.

4. When confronted with the tedious job of completing assessment exercises, fill in all MCQ questions with arbitrary numbers and complete all blanks with either " Was" or "Is", blindly and confidently. When you have accomplished five questions, mention loudly that you're stressed and depleted by the physical exertion of picking up a pen and request to rest for 5 minutes. If she dares to question your need for recuperation, put your head on the table and ignore her till she knows who is in charge.