Don't get scared guys -- the Strongarm 13 really is a men's jacket, but #13 was lucky for me -- the jacket wasn't supposed to be mine, but it runs a touch small, as we discovered, so I inherited it.

I hadn't seen one before, but as soon as I tried it on, I couldn't resist the outrageous emblems sewn all over it and the "in your face" tough luck theme.

I wonder if Icon is selling many of these, because the jacket doesn't seem to be marketed very well; we only discovered it after noodling around on the Icon website.

They probably had some made up as a custom item and it's still listed in the Icon catalog, and there are still some in their warehouse, so my guess is if you want one, act soon.

And if you don't like the Strongarm 13, note that it also has a doppelgänger, the Strongarm 7, with a "Born to Win" green and four-leaf-cloverish good luck theme, so victims on either side of the Phickle Phinger of Phate can have their choice of fun.

But motorcycles have that rebel reputation to live up to, and the Strongarm 13 suits my outlook on life.

The jacket just looked like a lot of fun when I first saw the photos and I didn't know what to expect. But it's actually a darn nice motorcycle jacket; not for everyone, surely, but it has leather sleeves, CE-approved shoulder and elbow armor, believe it or not, and a nice zip-out red vest liner with little imprinted devils for that final touch of nastiness.

This is as close to a custom piece of motorcycle apparel as you can get and still buy it from a retailer. I don't know where they got all the little patches and emblems -- they probably had them made up, and anyone who has done that knows it isn't cheap.

It's all 1950's beat-up oily peanut tank Panhead Sportster-looking. Denim and leather! THE iconic fabrics of motorcycling! And how about the big "13" in the horseshoe, along with the scared (scalded?) cat, embroidered right into the leather arms? Too cool!

The denim is very heavy (Icon says 14 oz.), but it's been beaten and treated and "dirtied" to look like the vintage stuff. The leather sleeves are 1.2 mm to 1.4 mm thick, and the elbow and shoulder armor is easily removable.

The jacket even has vents -- two zippered vents in front and two zippered exhaust vents in the rear, although I'm not sure they do all that much. Icon also says the shoulders use Aramid fibers for abrasion resistance, but I'm not sure where or how.

Both the Strongarm 13 and Strongarm 7 come in a wide range of sizes, from S (chest 36/38, sleeve 31) to a big 4XL (chest 52/54, sleeve 37). The price may seem a bit high at $275.00 list, but for the type of detailing and semi-custom embroidery and handwork, it really is worth it.

By the way, if you like the idea of this jacket but you aren't too crazy about the wild 7 or 13 graphics, Icon also has a plain Strongarm II with just the denim and leather sleeves. They also have the Strongarm Fate, which is sort of in-between the two and also has a slightly different style, with quilted shoulder pads and some cool red skull graphics and "Icon Moto" that are laser etched up and down the sleeves.