She makes cutting edge music. She dons crazy outfits. Now she is being accused of being a man. Wouldn’t all you fans like to believe this total weirdo of pop culture actually has a penis..

In a youtube video clip from the 2009 Glastonbury Festival in England, during a monologue about her empathy and reminiscence of being a masochistic fan in the audience putting up with terrible conditions for the sake of witnessing a live music performance, pop star Lady Gaga mumbles something (something about panties maybe?) just before adjusting herself and stepping off a motorcycle. Once she hits the stage with her feet there is clearly something dangling between her legs. The speculation is that it’s no vagina, but Gaga has said repeatedly that she is being ostracized for being a strong woman and that while she isn’t upset about the accusations, her vagina is.

When watching the video myself, it looks like she picked a vagina wedgy right before she got up off the bike and that her panties were just hanging down. It’s an amusing surprise on first watch, though. And it’s given millions of viewers a new reason for thinking Lady Gaga is crazy. But she’s been zany all through her 4 years of being a performer. All one has to do is google images of Gaga and there’s hardly any picture of her that is anywhere in the realm of being "normal". Every outfit of hers is a Halloween costume, far beyond a fashion faux pas. For instance, at the MTV Video Music Awards she dropped from the sky wearing what looked like a bloody, but sexy, angel outfit, then received her award in a red, lace lingerie dress complete with a tall crown and lace that covered her whole head and face.

Some are speculating that Lady Gaga used to be a man and had a sex change, however our beloved Perez Hilton managed to snag a copy of her high school yearbook in which pictures of Gaga (a.k.a. Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) as a teenage sweetheart are abound in all their glamor.

One might not even be surprised at this point to discover that this pop diva is indeed a hermaphrodite, a man with breasts, a transexual, especially considering her support of the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgendered (LGBT) community and her openness about being bisexual — some fans might even be thrilled. What if there’s a reason why this crazy cool chick is so crazy? What if there’s a secret past to be discovered, uncovered, unveiled in an E! expose? What if she was born with two testicles and had to keep one due to the danger of losing an ovary? What if she’s really not even human? What if she’s really a horse? Or a broomstick? What if, what if, what if??

It’s easy to imagine anyone in the spotlight as something deeper, bigger, more mysterious, more intricate and vast than they truly are because most people whoa re in the spotlight are so eager to put their lives out there for us to see that there usually is not much behind the curtain. Alas, Lady Gaga’s openness also lends evidence to a more realistic possibility that she really has nothing to hide, nor could she if she even really wanted to.