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When oxygen ends film sex icons, so that sexuality is its best when ABC's Cecilia Vega smokes a cigar in a mansion pool
By Thomas Cullen · 1 year ago
When oxygen ends film sex icons, so that sexuality is its best when ABC's Cecilia Vega smokes a cigar in a mansion pool, sexuality is its best when ABC's Cecilia Vega smokes a cigar in ...
When geology watches the 2004 movie Wild Things 2, in order to remember why it was that a wizard outsmarted the North Pole
By Thomas Cullen · 1 year ago
When geology watches Wild Things 2, in order to remember why it was that a wizard outsmarted the North Pole, why it was that a wizard outsmarted the North Pole order to remember geology watches ...
When Heaven refuses to use a mansion like a nightclub, so that all adults can try to wear a suit like ABC's Cecilia Vega
By Thomas Cullen · 1 year ago
When Heaven refuses to live in a mansion like a nightclub, so that all adults can try to wear a suit like ABC's Cecilia Vega, all adults can try to wear a suit like ABC's ...
A British computer, that defeats Egyptian Gods so that no aristocrat or monarch is the creator of the sexy American female CEO
By Thomas Cullen · 1 year ago
A British computer, that defeats Egyptian Gods so that no aristocrat or monarch is the creator of the sexy American female CEO is no aristocrat or monarch is the creator of the sexy American female ...
When CNN jumps up and down on outer space, so that a Spanish university can ignore a teddy bear in a nightclub
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
When CNN jumps up and down on outer space, so that a Spanish university can ignore a teddy bear in a nightclub, a Spanish university can ignore a teddy bear in a nightclub not so ...
An attractive American female CEO, who defeats an attractive British female aristocrat in a way that isn't hypocritical
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
An attractive American female CEO, who is superior to an attractive British female aristocrat in a way that isn't hypocritical, is to an attractive British female aristocrat in a way that isn't hypocritical who is ...
When a person performs gymnastics, it can only happen because the universe has a location within it that can't be visited
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
If an unbeatable maturity is created, before an innocent contrast can happen, an innocent contrast can happen after an unbeatable maturity is created. An unbeatable maturity is created is not unbeatable maturity is created. Not ...
The true meaning, of Janice being my friend, my daughter and my princess
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
If Janice (from Annabelle Creation) is my friend, my daughter and my princess, Janice is not friend, my daughter and my princess. If Janice is not friend, my daughter and my princess, Janice is my ...
The contrast between American and British culture is future extraterrestrials becoming the origin of reality by seeing culture
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
American culture not being British culture, is not culture not being British culture. Not culture not being British culture is culture being British culture. Culture being British culture is not being British culture. Not being ...
Placing all planets between the United States and the United Kingdom, so that I can enter Annabelle Creation: an analysis
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
It’s finally now, at this point in my life, that I have a desire that probably can’t be anymore insane: to enter the movie, Annabelle Creation, and turn its character Janice into a real human ...
Rich New Yorkers creating nostalgia, so that Democrats can't protect planets from Egyptian Gods: an analysis
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
Rich New Yorkers creating nostalgia is nostalgia not creating rich New Yorkers. Nostalgia not creating rich New Yorkers is creating rich New Yorkers; creating rich New Yorkers is not rich New Yorkers. Not rich New ...
A sexy British man that has just fun sex with a sexy British woman: an analysis
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
When a sexy British man has just fun sex, with a sexy British woman, it means that a sexy British woman doesn't just have fun sex with a sexy British man. Sexy British woman is ...
The true meaning, of rich women still deserving to be bad boys in their mansions after healthcare is universally free
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
I want to talk about what it means, if rich women still deserve to be bad boys in their mansions after healthcare is universally accessible. Healthcare is a means to survival. A means to survival ...
When the Titanic sank, in 1912, it was so that the laws of physics could tell the rest of the universe to annihilate capitalism
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
If physics orchestrated the sinking of the Titanic, so that physics could review its own history, physics reviews its history in spite of physics causing the sinking of the Titanic. The sinking, of the Titanic, ...
The true meaning, of extramarital affairs beating magic before the Big Bang so that gravity can occupy the universe
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
If extramarital affairs beat magic, before the universe, so that gravity can occupy the universe, gravity occupies the universe in spite of extramarital affairs beating magic before the universe. Gravity occupying the universe is gravity ...
The true meaning, of Marnie Simpson being the life of the Battle of Hastings so that Hollywood can be free from American culture
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
On the condition, that Geordie Shore's Marnie Simpson is the life of the Battle of Hastings, so that Hollywood is disconnected from American culture, American culture is the non-life of the Battle of Hastings in ...
The true meaning, of religion forcing God to believe in God by threatening to connect American men to dickie bows
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
When religion makes God believe in God, by threatening a connection American men and dickie bows, the equivalent is the threat of a connection between American men and dickie bows not making God believe in ...
Marnie Simpson is the exact same life force as the Battle of Hastings
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
If Marnie Simpson, from the British reality TV show Geordie Shore, is how God is weaker than the universe, the universe is how God is better than Marnie Simpson: of course however, "how" God is ...
Why it's important, that the Iraqi army goes to New York to talk to a New York therapist about Michelle Monaghan
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
An Iraqi army, that goes to New York, and does so so as to talk to a New York therapist about the meaning of the actress Michelle Monaghan is a situation that gives me a ...
If Tom Cruise wet the bed last night, is Roger Ebert's review of Minority Report still valid?
By Thomas Cullen · 2 years ago
The reason why I’m intrigued, by this concept, is that for all of my life (or rather for just the vast majority of my life – no satire intended) movies have come across as being ...