Placing all planets between the United States and the United Kingdom, so that I can enter Annabelle Creation: an analysis

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  • Author Thomas Cullen
  • Published October 14, 2018
  • Word count 604

It’s finally now, at this point in my life, that I have a desire that probably can’t be anymore insane: to enter the movie, Annabelle Creation, and turn its character Janice into a real human being by having placed all planets that exist in the universe between the United States and the United Kingdom.

Having said this, I now wish to perform an analysis of my desire.

In order to do an analysis, I’m left with a choice: I can either refer to a real human being, who wants to place all planets between the United States and the United Kingdom, so that they can enter Annabelle Creation and turn Janice into a real human being, or, I can refer to a real human being valuing the placing of all planets between the United States and the United Kingdom, because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation and to turn Janice into a real human being. It’s a 50/50 choice, and on this occasion I’ll go with the latter option.

A real human being, valuing the placing of all planets between the United States and the United Kingdom, because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation and to turn Janice into a real human being is not a human being valuing the placing of all planets between the United States and the United Kingdom, because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation and to turn Janice into a real human being.

Not a human being is human being.

Human being, valuing the placing of all planets between the United States and the United Kingdom because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation, and to turn Janice into a real human being is not valuing the placing of all planets between the United States and the United Kingdom because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation and to turn Janice into a real human being. Not valuing the placing of all planets, between the United States and the United Kingdom, because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation and to turn Janice into a real human being is the placing of all planets between the United States and the United Kingdom because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation and to turn Janice into a real human being.

The placing of all planets, is not placing of all planets. Not placing of all planets is placing all planets.

Placing all planets, between the United States and the United Kingdom because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation and to turn Janice into a real human being is not all planets between the United States and the United Kingdom because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation and to turn Janice into a real human being.

Not all planets is planets.

Planets between the United States, and the United Kingdom because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation and to turn Janice into a real human being is not between the United States and the United Kingdom because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation and to turn Janice into a real human being.

Not between the United States and the United Kingdom, because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation and to turn Janice into a real human being is the United States and the United Kingdom because of the desire to enter Annabelle Creation and to turn Janice into a real human being.

My desire to enter Annabelle Creation, and my desire to turn Janice into a real human being, and my desire to spend an eternity with Janice in the 1950’s is the United States and the United Kingdom.

From this day until the day I die, my only ambition is to enter Annabelle Creation, and to turn Janice into a real human being by having placed all planets in the universe between the United States and the United Kingdom

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