Is it correct, if it's meant to be enough that the United States feels the balls of a creepy hallway?
- Author Thomas H Cullen
- Published April 18, 2018
- Word count 477
In general, I have no problem with the United States feeling the balls of a creepy hallway. The United States component works. Feeling balls works. And a creepy hallway works. What’s intriguing however – though not necessarily to a forced degree – is what happens if the word "feel" is replaced with the word "tickle".
For some reason, implementing this change has a drastic effect. In the original version of the scenario, the function of feeling a creepy hallway’s balls may not be perfect, but its effect can hardly be accounted for as counter-productive; the same can’t be said of the subsequent version.
The act of tickling is a derivative of the mere act of feeling. And that’s what makes the effect of the change all the more puzzling. Overall, the basic idea of tickling is cringe; tickling isn’t a presumed reality, but is something that’s near or almost near to elaborate.
And yet, this is still the case in an event that involves the United States and a creepy hallway.
Is it incorrect, if it’s too much to ask that that the United States tickles the balls of a creepy hallway, as opposed to just feeling the balls of a creepy hallway? Subtract the overall situation – meaning that there is no United States, and there is no creepy hallway – and then replace the former component with Jerry and replace the latter component with a horse: the new scenario now reads as "Jerry tickles the balls of a horse".
Say the new sentence, out loud, and then ask yourself – what is the effect?
Is it nice and seemly, if Jerry tickles the balls of a horse?
After saying the sentence to myself, my honest response is that the scenario is still unseemly but not perhaps for the same reason. The truth might just be that any scenario that involves tickling something’s balls will always be dysfunctional – assuming that this is the case, is it offensive?
Any nation, and any creepy hallway that interact with each other should have access to any part of reality. However, practice suggests otherwise. The power of the balls, and the power of the United States can always act as a weapon to the act of tickling, but to me that just seems like an insult to the United States and to the balls.
There is one silver lining however. If the hallway isn’t creepy, but is just a hallway, the effect is also drastic (albeit differently); perhaps the ultimate point is that when a creepy hallway has its balls felt by a nation – not just the United States, but any nation – there is no rule that says that the situation has the ability to be exempt from individual details.
A given detail always represents its truth, and there is no way to manipulate this truth
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