Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. Tonight’s event, I ______ (state name), am given the task to speak in front to all of you. Yesterday, I thought I’ll make it through. Never did I realized that standing here in front of you dashing ladies and hunk (make sounds with throat) men, I’ll be almost speechless and filled with awesome nervous. Haha!!

Anyway, I knew ____ (groom) way back in college. We share the same room, and coincidentally, we took the same course. We were each other’s friend, enemy, and accomplice mostly to anything. Then one day, this hunk here (pointing to groom) woke me up in the middle of the night, telling me he met the girl he’s going to marry. And I was like, "Okay, best wishes man. Can I now go back to sleep?" The next day, he dragged me in the canteen to see "her". So off we went. And when I saw "her", I told myself, "Ahuh! So she’s the reason this monkey woke me up last night!" From then on, this monkey "stalked" this beautiful lady here (pointing to bride) until finally, finally, finally, she said yes!

But seriously, this guy right here (walk behind the groom) is such a good catch. He used to be the most dedicated guy I have ever known – dedicated to studies, to work, and to his girl. A responsible son, man, I know he’ll be a responsible family guy soon. Girl, (talking to bride) you’re lucky, as much as I know he’s also lucky to have you (smile). He’s handsome, so he’s a compliment to your beauty (wink!).

So today, with the help of their parents, everything was set for their big day, a big thank you for the awesome event I might say. I congratulate the parents and everyone who made this day happen as it should be, and I congratulate most especially the groom and the bride for finding each other. May you two have a happy and fulfilled marriage, take care of each other. Everyone, let us toast for both of them (raises glass).

Congratulations!