I brought this duvet cover set home with a chuckle and a smile. Thinking that my playful thoughts would be returned, I slowly unraveled the duvet cover from it's beautiful packaging. Every time I receive a piece of woven art from Le Vele I am always dumb struck by how much time and effort that they seem to put in the presentation of their products. In fact I always keep the box that I receive it helps my closet stay organized, well it helps my wife organize the closet but that is beside the point. So after I took the duvet cover out of it's packaging I quickly and neatly removed the old duvet cover set and replaced it with this new one. After which I chuckled to myself and took a little nap on my patio chair and waited for the mayhem to occur.

Later in the evening my wife would arrive home from shopping with her two best friends, unannounced to myself since I had fallen asleep in my patio chair. In the midst of a beautiful dream I was awoken by a loud,"Hey buddy!" from my lovely wife. Although she had a wide grin on her face, the way her eyes seemed to shoot daggers at me gave me shivers all the way down my back. And the way her arms where crossed seemed to signify she was not at all happy with me. While smiling very awkwardly I whispered a shy," Happy anniversary baby." To my wife. After that she completely lost it and screamed at me all the way to the bedroom once we got their she pointed at the duvet cover and asked me is that what I think of our marriage. I tried to tell her that high quality cotton fabric and superior workmanship with fine yarns of satin weaving for wrinkle control are printed with the latest reactive dyeing technology for excellent brightness and long lasting colors. The sheets feel soft and inviting and are guaranteed many years of reusable life. But she only through the box at my head once that didn't work I explained to her that it signified how we could last through any problem no matter what, and after another two hours of explanations she calmed down.

Later that night I would tell my own friends about the incident that occurred. They ended up finding it a lot more funny than my wife did. And even though she forgave me for being such an idiot I still slept on the couch for a week. But, I gave that is better than being neutered. So to anyone thinking about getting this particular duvet cover as an anniversary gift I just pray that you have a really good excuse lined up.