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Can the Taliban transport the universe into opinions from 1997?
By Thomas H Cullen · 6 years ago
Categorize the Taliban as X, the universe as Y and opinions from 1997 as Z. For X to move Y, Y has to become the inability to move X. For X to move Y into ...
The Last Jedi review (a remake of Tom Ford's Nocturnal Animals)
By Thomas H Cullen · 6 years ago
In Rian Johnson’s sequel, to The Force Awakens, a value is a difference that exists because of a uniformity. In alternate but no less complicated terms, a value in The Last Jedi is made up ...
When a haunted house goes to war with sexiness
By Thomas H Cullen · 6 years ago
If a haunted house and sexiness go to war with each other, the visual nature of the battle is hard to imagine.
A haunted house is a supernatural house. As a result, the house is ...
Annabelle Creation: an analysis
By Thomas H Cullen · 6 years ago
In a previous article that I wrote, I gave a splitting reference to the main theme of Annabelle Creation; though its validity can’t be confirmed (as if any idea in any movie can be confirmed), ...
Should I wear a three piece suit for the American people, so that nobody ever needs a job?
By Thomas H Cullen · 6 years ago
It goes without saying, that the basic idea of wearing a three piece suit is horny. The excessive clothing is horny, and the prospect of looking in the mirror while wearing one is horny. However, ...
When a British Prime Minister talks about Best of the Best 2
By Thomas H Cullen · 6 years ago
In reality, any British Prime Minister thinks about Best of the Best 2 and nothing should come of it. However, it’s also reality that when a British Prime Minister thinks about the 1993 martial arts ...
Is it correct, if it's meant to be enough that the United States feels the balls of a creepy hallway?
By Thomas H Cullen · 6 years ago
In general, I have no problem with the United States feeling the balls of a creepy hallway. The United States component works. Feeling balls works. And a creepy hallway works. What’s intriguing however – though ...
Did reality create the Montreal Screwjob as a way to explain the inability to fly?
By Thomas H Cullen · 6 years ago
Did reality create the Montreal Screwjob as a way to explain the inability to fly?
Humans don’t have the ability to fly. Machines let humans fly, but in the grand scheme of things this isn’t ...
By buzzin', can Gene Hackman protect atoms from metaphors?
By Thomas H Cullen · 6 years ago
The prospect that metaphors are a threat to atoms is an outlandish one. In the real world, people wouldn’t feel that such an idea should be taken seriously. However, beyond a certain point in experience ...
Is the American suburban housewife the only reality that can't speak to reality?
By Thomas H Cullen · 6 years ago
American is 1. Suburban is 2. Housewife is 3.
3 doesn’t need 2, but it needs 1. 1 doesn’t need 2 but it needs 3. 2 doesn’t need 1 but it needs 3.
3 is ...
Who is the master of the universe?
By Thomas H Cullen · 6 years ago
Who is the master of the universe?
By Thomas H Cullen
On the surface, the ability to discover the identity of the master of the universe feels beyond futile. And this is the ability to ...
Can a press conference become a scientist?
By Thomas H Cullen · 6 years ago
Can a press conference become a scientist?
By Thomas H Cullen
I find this question sacred. Naturally, the idea in and of itself is important, but it’s a case in which the question which represents ...