9 Dentistry Jokes That Are Sure to Make You Smile
- Author Molly Burton
- Published October 3, 2022
- Word count 292
There’s a popular misconception that dentistry has to be serious. Not true. After all, your dentist is there to help you achieve and maintain a healthy, happy smile! With this in mind, keep reading to learn a few jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your and your dentist’s faces.
3 Dentistry Jokes for Kids
If you’re a bit nervous about your upcoming visit or want to break the ice by telling your dentist a fun joke, then these are perfect:
Whose job is the most dangerous in Transylvania? The dentist who works on Dracula.
What’s the dentist’s favorite kind of dinosaur? A floss-iraptor.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
3 Dentistry Jokes for Teens
If the previous jokes were a bit too young for you, don’t worry – there are plenty of other jokes you can use, including:
What award did the dentist win? A little plaque.
What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth? Tooth pics.
My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?” I told him I drink it.
3 Punny Jokes for Everyone
If you love a good pun (who doesn’t?) then these are perfect for you:
I have to have a root canal done. Just the thought of it is unnerving.
My dentist has a TV in the exam room. I go there for Netflix and drill.
The lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.
Did any of these put a smile on your face? Then don’t hesitate to share it with your dentist at your next checkup and cleaning. After all, what better way to start your appointment than with a smile?
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